5.26.2004

If you can't come in her, come on her
Jaquandor posted about a group of Christians whose intent is to lead a modern-day secession. Seems that these particular zealots want to move to a particular crop of land, take over, and start its own nation to keep out the heathens. They have most likely been inspired by Israel's overwhelmingly succesful and docile independent state, knowing that where the Jews failed they would succeed thanks to the guiding hand of Jesus who suffered for 2 hours and 11 celluloidal minutes at the actor-Jews' behest.

They have, no doubt, received inspiration from reading scripture. In doing so, must have looked amongst the thousands of pages (depending on how heavy you like your biblical myth) of lore for the proper words, the perfect mantra for a holy cause. After much deliberation, they came up with this quote quote for their website headliner:
    "Come out of her, my people, so that you will not share in her sins..." - Revelation 18:4
Of all the myriad quotes they could have chosen as their banner, this one is the one they voted on? The double entendre is hilarious. Not only do we now understand where antiquated Catholic birth control technique originates, but get a true understanding what these lewd Christians are all about, and maybe a little misogyny thrown in to boot. Come, yes, come with us!

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