Jews Threaten to Crucify Gibson
You'd have to be under a rock or have the last name of Sedinger to not know that Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ is a controversial film. And Rabbi Licher (Hymen Licher, that is, naturally) thinks Mel should be put on the cross, too:

When asked about the obvious implications of this vigilante request, Licher told us, "First, you will accuse the jews of killing Christ, we did not. Then when Gibson is nailed to the cross, jews will be accused of killing him too. But jews aren't to blame for either of these deaths. It is Mel Gibson's own actions that will cause his eventual crucifixion, just as it was Jesus' own actions that brought about his death."

Licher didn't claim to see the film, which is the only thing that rings true in this spoof criticism. I'm planning on seeing the film becaues religion is the opiate of the people (thanks, Marx), and this stuff is wicked cool.