Printable Excuse Sheet
Episode III will be only 3 weeks away this Thursday. In light of that, The Force linked to this hilarious absentee form for use on May 19. It has a Mad Libs-style format which will insert your excuse selections seamlessly into a printable format. Bonus is the downloadable MS Outlook blocker that will automatically schedule you for a "Team-Building Seminar" on May 19.
Of course, I may not need either of these as I hope to be strategically in-between jobs that week. And there is the matter of my seeing a screening of the movie prior to May 19. I hope.