Joey Porter: Me Like Rocks
Obviously frustrated, but not showing off his mediocre-level IQ, Joey Porter of the Pittsburgh Steelers decided to complain about those tricky Colts:

The AFC divisional playoff game Sunday at the RCA Dome is a rematch of the Steelers' 26-7 Monday night loss on Nov. 28, but Porter was unimpressed by the Colts' play in that game.

"They don't want to just sit there, line up and play football," Porter told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. "They want to try to catch you off guard. They don't want to play smash-mouth football, they want to trick you. ... They want to catch you substituting. Know what I mean? They don't want to just call a play, get up there and run a play. They want to make you think. They want it to be a thinking game instead of a football game."

They just don't play fair! Waaaaaaah!! Sounds like someone will need a nap before the game, or maybe to watch some game tape like Big Brain Peyton. Or maybe buck up little camper and play some football!