Dating Ladder
For those of you out there who are still confused about the dynamics of adult male/female interaction, I give you the ladder theory, which deconstructs the whole friend/fuck differentiation in very simple terms. It covers the gamut from men's and women's rating systems, definitions of essential terms (e.g., "intellectual whore" (me, at times), and "cuddle bitch" (me, also a lot over the years)), as well as variables (e.g., desperation, drunkeness) in the system. Well worth a good laugh and your valuable time.