- Dr. Strange: And you've dated outside the species.
Prof X: How did you know that?
Dr. Strange: I read it online.
Prof X: You're online?
Dr. Strange: Everyone's online!
Prof X: (It's online?) But you can go to the astral plane... why are you online?
Dr. Strange: You can't get hockey scores in the astral plane.
- Iron Man: Hey, I can top all of you. I slept with Madame Masque. So...
Dr. Strange: I don't know who that is.
Iron Man: Metal face. Kind of looks like Doctor Doom.
Namor: Why would you sleep with a woman who looks like Doctor Doom?
Iron Man: ... Okay, moving on.